Yours sincerely wasting away.

Models wearing polished metal turnouts designed by Andre Courreges, Vogue, 1969. Photo by Bert Stern.

When did everyone in work suddenly become bum buddies?

I’m guna be all alone in the corner next shift wearing my forever alone shirt

am I really contemplating spending £125 on a teddy? maybe this is my midlife crisis

eurgh

I get far too cuddly on nights out, it’s not even funny.